Updated: Dec 4, 2022
Another show? Sigh. Oh Mama, can't we stay home and just cuddle? Pleeease.
You can sing to me and I promise I won't even howl. I'm sitting on our bed and I'm watching you pack your pretty clothes, so I guess we're going back to that big pink people-house again, aren't we? I don't really like it there. Everyone ignores me, even that person who follows you around everywhere like a puppy. I try to tell him that I'M the alpha dog NOT him, but he just hands me off to someone else like I'm a stuffed dog with no feelings. One of these days, everyone will stop and notice me or maybe I'll just have to tinkle on something I'm not supposed to.