Rumors by Neil Simon
July 17 - August 2, 2026
Rumors by Neil Simon is a laugh-out-loud comedy of manners that spirals into pure chaos. What should be an elegant anniversary dinner for a wealthy New York couple quickly unravels when the host is discovered injured and no one can agree on what actually happened. As more guests arrive, the lies pile up, the stories get wilder, and panic takes over.
With rapid-fire dialogue, escalating misunderstandings, and perfectly timed physical comedy, Rumors delivers nonstop laughs from start to finish. A beloved classic by Neil Simon, this high-energy farce is the perfect night out—smart, silly, and irresistibly fun.
The Cast
Lenny Ganz:
Ryan Segovich
Claire Ganz:
Whitney Minarik
Officer Welch
Justice Malik
Officer Pudney:
James Knapp
Chris Gorman:
Erica Masini
Ken Gorman:
Ben Brawner
Cookie Cusack:
Gina Phillips
Ernie Cusack:
Mark Brewer
Cassie Cooper:
Tessa Jo Dougherty
Glenn Cooper:
Preston Tewell
Claire Ganz (U/S)
Rebecca Gallagher
Creative Team
Julie Price
DIRECTOR
Marcela Ferrarone
PRODUCTION STAGE MANAGER
Madeline Baker
Assistant STAGE MANAGER
Ray Harris
SOUND / LIGHT DESIGN
Dan McHugh
SCENIC DESIGN
Tory Hannon
SCENIC DESIGN
Emily Douville
SCENIC BUILD
Tim O’Reilly
SCENIC BUILD
Kathy Pazdioch
COSTUME DESIGN
Marilou Niggemann
PROPERTIES DESIGN
Event Sponsorship Opportunities
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Spotlight Sponsor
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Encore Sponsor
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