Rumors by Neil Simon
July 17 - August 2, 2026

Rumors by Neil Simon a laugh-out-loud comedy of manners that spirals into pure chaos. What should be an elegant anniversary dinner for a wealthy New York couple quickly unravels when the host is discovered injured and no one can agree on what actually happened. As more guests arrive, the lies pile up, the stories get wilder, and panic takes over.

With rapid-fire dialogue, escalating misunderstandings, and perfectly timed physical comedy, Rumors delivers nonstop laughs from start to finish. A beloved classic by Neil Simon, this high-energy farce is the perfect night out—smart, silly, and irresistibly fun.


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Creative Team

Julie Price
DIRECTOR

Marcela Ferrarone
PRODUCTION STAGE MANAGER

Ray Harris
SOUND / LIGHT DESIGN

Dan McHugh
SCENIC DESIGN

Emily Douville
SCENIC BUILD

Tim O’Reilly
SCENIC BUILD

Kathy Pazdioch
COSTUME DESIGN

Marilou Niggemann
PROPERTIES DESIGN


Event Sponsorship Opportunities

Support the magic of live theater and make your mark on our productions by becoming a valued sponsor! Join us in bringing this beloved classic to life, support local artists, and enjoy the spotlight as a key supporter of the arts in our community.

Presenting Sponsor
$5,000 (Only One)

Bar Sponsor
$2,500 (Only One)

Spotlight Sponsor
$1,000

Encore Sponsor
$500

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